Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Pool is to lifeguard

as playground is to ______________

a. duty teacher
b. idiots who agree to come in early just to solve the problems of roughly 400 students
c. pseudo-nurses whose best advice is to "walk it off"
d. all of the above

If you answered "d" you would be correct. Good job. Our P.E. coach made the analogy yesterday that being on duty is about the same as life guarding. You are constantly scanning the crowd and watching. If someone goes down, you watch to make sure they pop back up. If they don't that's when you jump in. Now, if only someone would provide me a chair and umbrella I would be set.

No comments:

Post a Comment