The purpose of this letter is to remind you of our agreement. You agree to give our family some eggs and I agree to make sure you have food, water and shelter. Nowhere (even in the fine print) is there any wording that allows you to roam free in the yard or escape to the neighbor's field behind ours. I do realize that life can get a little boring on the inside of your pen, but escaping then refusing to be caught is not the answer. I would like to remind you that the dog, coyotes or hawks would be more than happy to eat you, should you wander into their territory. If you should choose not to heed this warning, and make a subsequent escape, please know that I will not use a full hour of the family's time to catch you.
P.S. Wed Woosta and Penny this letter is not to you, so please disregard.